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Sunday football really. Sevilla, five p.m. (heat), yet another display of total football for Juande. As the ball smell, you see a sort of White Army, which deployed without regard to the framework rival, scaring up the fear. Are so over, they do not find or Kanoute, losing a bit of effectiveness, but both the pitcher goes to the source ...

At this point in the championship, and the Sevilla plantillón has only a moral blow could throw them back. My theory (based on nothing but my intuition, a theory shit, come on), is that while they are alive at all, will retain the level, but when they fall into a competition, they can begin to feel the psychological fatigue , fatigue is real. If not for the altitude sickness that have shown when they have been leaders, there would certainly secure Champions League, but history weighs a lot.

At seven, we engage with a game ugly to watch. is presented disgustingly politicized by declarations cross Oleguer - Ballesta. The Prize, is the type of player that you should claim: worship, committed, intelligent ... if not for his lack common sense. Because let's see, if you have to walk in front of a crowd "English" Domingo yes, Sunday is not, is not it better to reserve certain opinions?. The Crossbow is a flyer guy with the flag of Spain painted boots. Over, caught and released her response to the topic Dams Chaos, total, that fascist label for life. Another list, because I will say to me what the hell you have to answer to anyone, nor will you or will come. Total, Ballesta that have hung the sign Falange, and I think it's not just for what the flag and De Juana, because if not, it will be that 95% of my acquaintances are a facade, and that not cool. sum up, Salva and Oleguer as lovers of Teruel, dumber than my balls.

Returning to the party, and as I said before, fucking seen. For starters, should force the clubs to copy the model NBA. If a shirt is clear, the other dark and vice versa, because God had not distinguished in the long shots. The boat, hit a home match those that if it makes Madrid, Capello squander. Until recently, I thought that the club was to be champion of the street, because they were the best, now I think, they are lucky the calendar that comes, because if not ... Total

that opportunities, creating few, and those that create the fail. The REM, discretitos. Eto'o, creates one hundred per game, and only gets one. Ronaldinho, with his usual desire for prominence, leaves in doubt got the only goal for the club, because it touches, but does intend to play. Shortly after that another, claiming penalty, for indeed, the defender will play a little. El Gaucho is outraged, and I feel normal when the whistle when it or Stainless, when touched, they should take to defend the country. Messi, it looks like a crack, but sometimes confuses Maradona's successor, the successor to Alberto Tomba. These boy's slaloms are delicious, but too much of them abused.

At nine o'clock in the Cathedral melodrama. Lions, have remained in pretty kittens. Any reduction in Athletic, can be a real tragedy for the Basque people. And in this life, there are two ways to look at football, the other, and the fans of Athletic. I know many locals who are not Barca, many locals that are not Madrid, but do not know any Bilbao (and luckily I have great many friends there) other than the Athletic. As witches, say any, hail, but I have never seen any.

Real jumps to the Cathedral to business as usual, to hold the shower, and then, whatever happens. This time it came up heads, because the kittens do not eat people, and it is fair, this Madrid, it is becoming more solid. Mané's approach is disastrous. If I ask a priori by the two players most fear Athletic give me, I have clear, Urzaiz and Yeste, since both the bench. Urzaiz, say it is touched, but anyway, at Madrid, this year, all the forwards have done a great suit, even the evicted Makukula. And yet, if as in the case of Isma, are Vivendo tenth youth. He told me the other day about a faithful follower of Bilbao, that if you have to pull the chestnuts out of fire is an uncle of thirty-six years, something is wrong. And not without reason.

In Madrid, giant Beckham's party, but by God, no one will pull the hair, the march of English, not only is irrevocable, but it is necessary to end the season. Yours and many more like him. The second error of Mane, and is common this season is to play him at Madrid's Capello, like the Madrid Galaxy. Men nowadays do not play una mierda, pero no se asustan de nada. Yo soy más del estilo Ronaldo que de Van Nistelrooy, más de Zidane que de Emerson, pero en campos como éste, o El Sadar, son más útiles los picapedreros que los escultores. A este Madrid, se le gana jugando al fútbol, y al Sevilla el Domigo me remito.

Por cierto, inteligentísimo el cambio de Van Nistelrooy por parte de Capello . Al César lo que es del César. El holandés, es actualmente el único nueve que tenemos, y guste más o guste menos, es un bien a proteger.

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Aquí os dejo mi artículo de la semana en WMFutbol . As always, I await your opinions. Also, this weekend, I can not see the Madrid - Valencia, because I'm going away for a few days and I can not do my usual review, as I trust so much more of which usually frecuentáis this site, which the press conventional, for if you want, I invite you to tell here what you think of the home match. Greetings to all and see you in a few days.

There is a double meaning to try the word prophet. On one side is the one that says that this is a person who is capable of predicting future events. As a second definition of a prophet, we find a person who speaks by divine inspiration or on behalf of God. Is a key figure in many religions since it is assumed that his gift comes from her ability to speak with God and be inspired by him.

On the other hand, are the Illuminati, are those who act as prophets, but are not respected. Ie, they are just grilled, but some people treat them as true gods, and others, are treated as "Zumbao." The line that separates the enlightened from the Prophet, is very thin, and too easily crossed. It is so thin, that does not depend on the subject in question, if not the eyes that look.

In our times, the prophets or enlightened scarce. Paco Porras, Aramis Fuster, Johan Cruyff and little else, perhaps the Bruja Lola. The first two obviously belong to the Light, that we have no doubt. At Lola, I almost directly raise the level of Messiah, or something. If Jesus had proclaimed the King of the Jews, the Witch of the black sails could be the Queen of the beans, or chickpeas, etc. There are plenty of vegetables to choose from. Cruyff

The theme is more complicated to analyze. For many a Prophet, for me, until recently an Enlightened. I changed my opinion of Cruyff in recent days. Has gone from looking like a lumbrerillas three fourth, to become my reference a role model, a lifestyle to be emulated. One God, as he has always believed (have the shtick that Gaspart rode in the locker room the day that Nunez told him to remove him was worthy of inclusion in the Gospels).

Cruyff, is a type, it made great achievements as a footballer as have those who saw him play, and accumulated a very good record as a coach. Incredibly, as though to find dozens of coaches with a better resume than the Dude, it only treats him as a god.

turns out that the type, which is expressed only in Castilian after leading more than half his life in our country, writes every week a tall column La Vanguardia, and the world stops to read the divine inspiration of the prophet. And the guy that lives in it and the income earned. Coto Matamoros is the world of football. By profession, playboy. As Quintana was a black who wrote the books, this man who does not speak Castilian (to write), the "divine revelations", they are transcribed Patsy Joan. A former journalist, now presented by the footballing gatherings, such as "consultant" Flaco, is their Messiah, his envoy, of course wherever he goes, leaving a ring of truth behind them. What's this

Patsy is even larger than Cruyff. "Being someone This football without ever having hit a kick to a watermelon. " To piss and take no drop. It is a parasite, is "the rogue." I most want to be like them.

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Victimhood is of second, is whining losers, and we must not get carried away by these attitudes shame that so many others have criticized in the past. Do not think that the Madrid spare, this is a mafia, where the assassins left to buy for a vote, run what those who voted want.

simply have to believe in human error, or maybe, why not in an attitude not premeditated but Turienzo organized. Personal, antimadridista feeling cradled from toddler, and increased by the arrogance of the era of Florentino (because of course the blame for everything is Florentino, now you have not named him and I get homesick).

need to analyze why the FIFA appointed to Madrid as the best of the twentieth century, and why we are not also the century. We must realize, that if Higuain wise with the sticks (which began as a story, turned out to be a big problem), we should not bemoan the Turini, or the Villaratos, etc. Because this guy, who does many good things, they signed him as a scorer, and I say that the goals measure the same in Argentina than in Spain, and if opposite is the worst goalkeeper in the league, it is mandatory to put them, or at least if you're a player worthy of Real Madrid.

League is over for Madrid, because moral blow, is definitive. Leader was sleeping and was awakened Monday at five points . Is the point of failure of Turienzo, as are those of Higuain, but between one thing and another, have brushed the League. No more overweight Ronaldinho, Eto'o chiggers, the fallout from Deco and Marquez, etc. Gone is the improvement of Madrid, the recovery of Emerson, the resurrection of Raul, Robinho exploded ... everything returns to normal.

Moreover, it was not a bad game of Madrid. The double blob, has done little, but it bothered even less, showing that the G spot, which is better is on the bench. For those who always think wrong, to be clear, I speak of Guti and Gago, not trouble yourselves. Raul has a goal, do not ask more for two reasons. The first is that Raul's goal has always lived, and the second is that simply does not fit all. Again, if you mark, for me. At least, it's been more than Pegleg that which we have been to retire at Ronaldo. The largest theme Van Nistelrooy is that it is above all the press to their favor, making election campaign, with all that entails. Mainly, the Madrid this summer, not going to get real competition into Dutch, and play another year with a trunk in the post nine.

Marcelo, debut as a starter. Perhaps in the future to bring something, but it's pretty clear that when they said they would send the Castilla was not a threat, if not for what he wanted to do the kid. The boy is quite green.

Lastly, an economic news. They say that Madrid is about to sign with Betandwin as a sponsor, an online bookmaker. They say the game is dangerous, but I still play a few eurillos to me that the club win the League, and incidentally, the Athletic saved. Eye, because I think they deserve it, no one misunderstand me. That men do not cry.

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Easter We have lived a decent, at least for analysis. And do not say, much less for this little theme that Madrid is in the ointment of the League (one week I give, but for what I used, it is enough), but by countless small and large details that occurred this weekend.

start by Saturday, where "faraoncito" Sanchez Flores has hit a cracked interesting to analyze. It is ugly as to throw the stone and hide your hand, but since then, especially with the precedents of Villar, and seeing as recent scandals as experienced recently in Calcium, do not think it a matter of shocked. I never got to understand that vote set for Barca and Athletic Villar in the elections of the FEF, where management can only be considered at least as bad (with unexplained financial scandals included).

The Blaugrana have not flocked sport of the matter (titles, plots Ronceros the sidelines, has won because it was the best and long), but pigs will fly without penalty on the Camp Nou. Athletic, after failed attempt to pardon Gurpegi, yet he must return for services rendered. None want to believe, but it should be at least embarrassing for Villar, who do not even be able to suspect. Another sign

interesting to note, is the celebration of Raul in his goal. Lately, whenever criticism stalk the white captain, the Virgin appeared to him as Golito, leaving a trail of red meat to his devoted followers, to brand their opponents as heretics. If Raulito, had seen as she pointed to the name on the jersey in celebration of the goal on television rotulito (Raul Gonzalez, 4 goals in the league), it may be stated rather the dorsal, he himself had pointed the way to Inserso. And is that as well commented A. Ussía the other day in an interview published in Marca, should be unconstitutional for a guy with these numbers in the last four years, copper it earns this good man.

round off the day Sunday, escandalazo in Villarreal for the goal of Atleti. First things first. On the one hand, I am of the opinion that the ball should not be throwing it out, that in football you shake hands, and I caught his arm, and it is full of opportunists, who do not charge if the passing game half life in the soil, therefore, I feel good that the strain Atleti. But what nobody believes, is that Kun, Franco did not see on the ground. Perhaps Agüero, has a soul of phalanx, and not resigned to see Franco dropped, but with the history of cunning that has the little boy, I is at least suspect. And why not, his subsequent refusal, coward.

And last signal the return of an undesirable. And I say this with all the letters, a despicable person and the worst kind. Beyond the colors of each character, a guy who is able to cast a Barca training in the USA to a kid for wearing the shirt of Madrid (the face that he was the buck, it was as least to oust the mad Bulgarian the planet) can not be considered a person worthy of coexistence between humans. Celta goes for Stoitxkov. Sorry for the de Vigo, because it is a team that I have always fallen very nice, but if confirmed the news, I hope to see you soon in the Second, although it may be necessary Villar conspiracies.

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should be made a formal request to the FIA. All races should be run at nine o'clock. Here is a Sunday that you shit. At eleven, you're with the whole day ahead, and if on top, you drop a wonderful sunny day and the day following a holiday, a success. Little run, small beach, and even the whole day ahead.

I, the pilot Alonso, driving me crazy, and Alonso person, because as I almost peel it (I've been a little trout and unpleasant phrase), because I only need to paste them in the nose to the Ferrari, to spend all day Sunday with a smile from ear to ear. Because Fernadito First "the Friendly" returns to take performance to a smaller car. My Alonso, that sometimes I have a little sloppy, is reaffirmed.

Now, if Alonso driving a car a tad less than the Ferrari, do not even want to count the "Two Horses" which leads the friend Capello. That's largely his fault, which has been one of the designers of the trap, but when driving ... pulls a tremendous performance. El Capellismo, lo tenía mucho más descuidado que el Alonsismo, tanto que había llegado a renegar de él, pero como el hijo pródigo, he vuelto al redil. Y que quede claro, que yo soy de los que piensan que la situación actual es un espejismo, e incluso apuesto que la semana que viene en el Sardinero, volvemos a irnos a cinco, pero lo de Capello, es de milagro. Les estamos tocando las pelotas a todos, pero bien.

Partidito tranquilísimo en el Bernabéu. Osasuna, salvado, y en semis de la UEFA, venía de paseo. El Madrid, a su ritmo habitual, sin estresarse en exceso, ha sacado un partido cómodo para delante, aunque para no variar, dejando la incertidumbre hasta el final. Yo, que me arrepiento of my sins with Capello, I decided to go to death with it, and replace the Italian coach is the altar where I left off since ten years ago.

Let us not make no damn lack of vendeburras nor Gaguito or Gutierrez. To these two, which they sell to Cappa or Valdano watching you that chance, with all that know football and are both unemployed. Or Get them to ready the Reixach, which fills the mouth meringue soccer taunting the Catalan television. Will not remember that Italian football monotonous, sat on his stool night a distant rival of Athens ...

This is the Madrid Capello, who will win, because this Barca individually is much higher, but he will die standing, in fits and starts, touching the other week and weekly ridiculous too, but struggling. With players of the pile, with double blob, even with the desperate Raúl; without Cassano, unchanged, with Van Nistelrooy, and with what Don Fabio wants because I definitely believe in Capello back.
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I was wrong, but with which I have not been wrong with Michel and Schuster. The first, which is supposed to be the great white hope of the future, looks set to return to Castilla II B, which did not pass nor Portugal and Lopez Caro. Thankfully, that with this, casting Capello going to be champions of streets. German

What is the story. Since when does not win the Getafe?. If this type has merits to train to Madrid, what we do for example with Marcelino?. Do we go back to Brazil to join the 70 and it sat on the bench? Capello, was one of my "chosen" and has shown me that I should never distrust him. now only remains for the "hero of the seventh," imposed its law, and tell Schuster that the Bernabeu is too big for him.

PS: I'm quite sure that Capello would be a champion with this club. With a football not too flashy, but champion. Leave a question in the air: would you be able Rijkaard (which, eye, I am fan) to put Madrid in the Champions League this?

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was very hard not to choose the title of the paper. Easter, yet another day of suffering with the Madrid ... I said, I have not gone very original.

When God dressed in white in all images, I begin to assume that there is a chance. Nor must the fact that Real Madrid is the best team in football history. It is difficult to admit for a guy like me pure science, but actually God exists, and is whiter than a cross between Roncero and Santiago Bernabeu, because if not, today in Vigo, do not understand or Christ.

If God is white, like a good Italian Capello, should be his representative on earth, and then leave us, saving your ass, in extremis, crying, but saving it. As to suffer and we have become accustomed, and in the absence of what is no longer going to ask the team to play at all, because everyone is happy. Three dots over the pocket, and two more away to Zaragoza, our opponents this season to get into the Champions League. As Holy Week is made up of "steps" or "stations" are accomplished (I think, correct me someone who understands more about the subject saints) we can say that our Via Crucis particular, has left behind a station. Following

in mystical plan, we could refer to the Holy Trinity. The three untouchable for the general public and the press in particular, have set a home match in Vigo for framing, and once framed, set fire without mercy. Raul in his line, grim and inconsequential. Guti, Guti making, that is, without playing anything, and top with last-minute trifles. The Palm, was to remove his hat. Once removed, drop a "Nord" in it, and I'll put it back. "Disgusting, no?. Then as the party of Seville. Hopefully highways Catalan were like the back of Sergio. Totally free way, and with a free hand to anyone. Enough of both toll!. Oddly enough, I have no choice but to agree with 'the grandfather Luis'. Ramos never be a central good.

Of course, Palm guess we can use something and not end up becoming a MAE 'eradicate evil' as many of his peers, a small group, more and more wide, and that requests access to the cries such Gago. Because, going back to religious themes, we must recognize that God's ways are indeed inscrutable, and if not, someone explain to me why, is to join 'the double blob' and the results come alone. Emerson is to enter, and boom, the second of Madrid and sleep all.

Until someone finds a logical explanation to the Madrid win games like today in Balaídos, I, I become Catholic, Apostolic, Roman and even an altar boy if necessary.